Salutations From The Purple Lion...

1.Your rock star name (first pet, current car)
– FiFi Explorer

2.Your gangsta name (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe)
– Rocky Road Stiletto

3.Your Native American name (favorite color, favorite animal)
– Purple Lion (I love that!)

4.Your soap opera name (middle name, city where you were born)
– Michelle Cleveland (Sounds like porn to me)

5.Your Star Wars name (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 of your first name)
– Monle

6.Superhero name (2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
– Black Amaretto (Black Sour sounds like weird 80’s candy)

7.NASCAR name (the first names of your grandfathers)
– Otis Denver / Denver Otis (This scares me a little…)

8.Dancer name (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy)
– Aspen Carmel

9.TV weather anchor name (your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter)
– Van Tilberg Vienna (This should totally Vienna Van Tilberg. Now that's a name!)

10.Spy name (your favorite season/holiday, flower)
– Autumn Sterling (Sounds more like a romance novel heroine to me!)

11.Cartoon name:(favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now)
– Grape Stiletto

12.Hippie name (what you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree)
– Pancake Willow (I’m totally using that for something!)

13.Movie (or porn) star name (first pet, first street where you lived)
– FiFi David

That's all for now folks. This is Vienna Van Tilberg signing off...